A note for the reader : This is just a humour-intended post written by me, which reads about my friend and myself. All wild and weird kinda stuff, which takes place everyday -pre, during and post- the coaching hours. And, I wrote this article way back. Someday in 2011. So if you're expecting a mature piece of writing, this is so not for you. Anyway, I hope you like it :)
PS Every statement made in this note is true and by any means does not refers to me- The writer. I am just a mere observer and endurer of all the happenings around me. Any claims made by the protagonist i.e. Richa Dwivedi about its authenticity need not to be entertained.
''Repeated takes every day. ENJOY'' :D
*Take 1* : This part usually takes place near our hot spot ''Rashika General Store''Miss Richa : [After adjusting her hair] Behen kitni dhoop hai ! Chalo yaar ! Tum hamesha time waste karti ho ! [As if mere liye toh dhoop hai he nai] -__-
*Take 2* : At the coaching [If I am near]Richa : Yaar baal theek hai? Chalein? Acha ekk min ruko last baar sheesha dekh loon. (After spending another two mins with the mirror) Chalo yaar ! Yeh dhoop. Hey bhagwaan ! [Only worried about her looks.]
*Take 3* : While entering the waiting room (and YET AGAIN glancing at the mirror quickly) :Yaaar ! Bhook lag ri hai. Neend bhi aa rai hai. Kya batau school se aate he coaching. Acha thoda udhar khisko. Let me also sit. Sab chilla kyu rahe hain yaar !
*Take 4* : Yaaaaar ! Garmiiii !! [Repeating the same lines AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN !]
*Take 5* : The next best thing she does everytime while doing maths - YAWNS.Then suddenly laughs. Gets scolded, and ALWAYS blames me. [Poor me]
*Take 6* : After solving 2-3 sums. Yaaaar ! pyaas lag ri hai ! Paani hai?And if I say no. Gives me those infuriated looks, Asks Disha, and everybody around.And finally back to me – Tum kisi layak nai ho ! Then, *yawning* Neend aa ri hai ! [She’s sleepy, hungry. Thirsty and what not, all in THAT particular hour]
*Take 7* : If she gets water from Disha. Smiles at her. Again gives me looks. And then toh you can imagine. RICHA and WATER ! :P
*Take 8* : When finally Robin Sir gets irritated and asks us to work:Richa : Scribbles some 2x3x4 stuff in her note book.[Just to act]
*Take 9* : After solving some more sums. Looks at me, BEHEN !! I can't solve anymore yaar ! Bahaut difficult hai. Neeend aa ri hai bey! Jasleen, yaar. Kya karein? Kya hoga tests mei? Hum fir latak jayeinge! Ufff.. Pareshan hoon mai toh.. *YAWNS* .. and back to books. [Acting again]
*Take 10* : After some bakwass, laughs continuously at her own PJ’s and some random silly stuff [and makes me too] [She doesn't even lets me work at my workplace with full dedication]
*Take 11* : After wasting another 25minutes. Yaaar ! 4:25 ho gaye ! Sir bhej kyu nahi rahe? Thak gayi mai ! [NAA JAANE YEH THAKAAN KAB DOOR HOGI]
*Take 12* : After sir leaves us and we go downstairs. Behen ! Chalo jaldi ghar chalein. Ab rukkkna mat ![She never ever lets me talk to any other person, hence destroying my social circle]
*Take 13* : After we leave scholars. Yaar behen paise hain? Chillicks khaani hai! And, poor me. I always have to nod my head in affirmation and, IF by any chance, I don't; Same old taunt : ''Kitni kanjooos ho yaar tum''
*Take 14* : At the chillicks thela. Looks at that rat faced chiilicks wala bandha. Demand the flavour 4-5 times and, finally ends up at the very first choice she made earlier. [Confused Chick :X] Then, gives a satisfactory smile and asks me to move. [When will she understand I can’t eat and ride at the same time ! I mean come on? I don't want to risk my life at mere 14 ]
*Take 15* : Near Rashika- The hot spot. Well, all she does there is Yapping Yapping and Yapping ! Then idiotically laughs at some stuff continuously for a few minutes. And ,now comes the BEST part of the day. that dialogue, which she NEVER EVER forgets : ''Behen mai kitni kaali ho gayi hun'' [ How on earth am I supposed to help it?]
Well, This is what Miss Dwivedi does everyday at the coaching. :P :P And please note : In the wee hours of tiring day I could not recall much of it, But still did an attempt to the best I could. [This note was completed within 10 minutes of typing. So any typo part by the writer – Of course me- Should kindly be ignored ]
Thank-You :D
